Otra Hamburguesa Por Favor

Another day at work. I am on my lunch break. I am having a really good cheeseburger with fries. No mayo. I can't stand mayonaisse on burgers. It takes away the taste and goodness of a good burger. A good burger, being one with mustard! I love mustard on my burgers. Come to think of it..I love blue cheese on my burger. It might be a 'Texas' thing. McDonalds had a Texas Homestyle Burger for a while and it had lots of pepper and mustard. Back home, the burger chains and local joints have mustard in their burgers. No mayo no ketchup. Just mustard. Mexican burgers are outrageous though. Refried beans, mayo, avocado, ham, provolone cheese and jalapenos...these mexis go crazy building a burger! It's quite tasty, but just too much crap for me to take. Mexican hot dogs are the bomb! Anyone from back home who's had one after hitting the clubs across the border on the weekend, knows exactly what Im talking 'bout! Those damn hot dogs with the bacon wrapped around it and the salsa and onions and tomatoes....OOOHH! I can cum in my pants just thinking about it. Whats wrong with me? Why am I being such a fat kid? Ive been having a huge appettite...whats the deal? Im sick. Im supposed to be having chicken noodle soup.